i have puked on one too many couches in my lifetime. my deep apologies to those affected by me being a drunken idiot. :(

why do i have to think about you at the most inconvenient times? you really ruin everything. i wish i could erase you from my memory.

on a lighter note… it seems as though my life going really well at this point in time. maybe too well. it’s eery.  maybe trying to stay away from negative things and not putting bad karma in the world is paying off. who knows! but things also seem to be going great for sara and ginny. really great. :]

either way, i’m waiting for something disastrous to come along and ruin this like an atomic bomb. usually this involves people like joe and/or taryn.

lawls

Courtney: damn you're so right

Vu: do you want to go to ab attack and/or bootcampe with me and john?

Courtney: do you work at the gym??

when?

Vu: no, im just smart like the way the Lord made me

Courtney: LOL HAHAHAHA

Vu: the Dark Lord

He who must not be named

**[Voldemort]**

**[Shhhh]**

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(908): we just stared at taco bell’s menu on the website for 2 hours